Country Cocktail

Reprinted with permission from Nelly’s Abridged Dictionary, Volume 1

Country Cocktail
/ˈkʌntri ˈkɒkˌteɪl/ / [kuhn-tree kok-teyl]

-noun
A drink made from homemade alcohol

Synonyms:
Moonshine
Beer
Wine

–adjective
(Of clothing) styled for semiformal wear at events held outside the city limits: a country cocktail dress.

Synonyms:
Prairie chic
Smart casual
Attire of the landed gentry
Khakis with a buttondown, tie optional
Spring dresses with cute shoes
Pants with a clever jacket (women)

Antonyms:
Western cocktail
Bolo
Chaps with butt cracks
Spurs
Tuxedos
Ascots

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2 Responses so far »

  1. 1

    Godmother said,

    I’m so excited; I think I have a clever jacket!! haha

  2. 2

    Mandy said,

    I think i might have some chaps with definite show of butt crack! LOL, but i guess they’d probably be unacceptable for this event!


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